You are going to have to watch this genius video to understand. When the human condition becomes a medical condition, it can be very very funny.
JP Sears (@AwakenWithJP) explains that "being gluten intolerant is a fantastic opportunity for you to assert your dominance in the life everyone around you, which helps improve your life."
His video contains amazing tips on how to achieve the gluten intolerant lifestyle, among them:
Give expert medical advice. Once you take your gluten free vows, you'll need to have an automatic understanding that every medical condition in caused by gluten. Depression: it's always caused by gluten. Obesity: that's 100% gluten. Every single case of cancer is caused by gluten. I swear, gluten's what killed Gandhi. . .
Seclusion makes gluten healthier. Understand that when no one's around, you somehow become less gluten intolerant. How does this happen? Well, based on medical evidence that's yet to be discovered, there's a direct correlation between how many people are around and how gluten intolerant you are."
See for yourself, and become enlightened in the ways of the gluten free: